Websites for people who do not have enough work to do,
or who DO have enough work to do, but don't want to do it.
Updated: September 13, 2006
For
Jackson Pollock wanabees --try it--it's fun:
Jackson
Pollock (1912-1956) has been described
as “the commanding
figure of the Abstract Expressionist movement.”
Go to the web site. http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
Every click of your mouse changes the color. Enjoy!
Odd domain names
1). A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the
name of The agent that represents a celebrity. Their
domain name is: _
www.whorepresents.com_ ( http://www.whorepresents.com/)
2). 'Experts Exchange', a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views at: _ www.expertsexchange.com_
( http://www.expertsexchange.com/)
3). Looking for a pen???? Look no
further than '
4). Need a 'therapist'???? Try 'Therapist Finder' at:
_ www.therapistfinder.com_ ( http://www.therapistfinder.com/)
5). Then of course, there's the 'Italian Power Generator Company' -
_ www.powergenitalia.com_ ( http://www.powergenitalia.com/)
6). And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New
( http://www..molestationnursery.com/)
7).. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
_ www.ipanywhere.com_ ( http://www.ipanywhere.com/)
8). Welcome to the
_ www.cummingfirst.com_ ( http://www.cummingfirst.com/)
9). Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their
wacky
website: _ www.speedofart.com_ ( http://www.speedofart.com/)
10). Want to holiday in
at: ( http://www.gotahoe.com/) _www.gotahoe.co! m_
( http://www.gotahoe.com/) !!!!!!!
New Hybrid
Motorcycle unveiled!!!
http://www.rvi.net/~mdhorban/hybridmotorcycle.htm
After careful
consideration, the Biology Department has decided to adopt the Unified
Recommendation Form, as proposed by Charles King in the January 23, 2004 issue
of The Chronicle of Higher Education:
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/UnifiedRecommendationForm.htm
Peeps, Smoking, & Alcohol
http://peepresearch.org/smoking.html
Subject: Fw: eye
hand coordination test
http://www.iol.ie/~dluby/escape.htm
THINK YOUR REACTION TIME IS AS GOOD AS EVER? GIVE THIS ONE A TRY!! *_Chicken and Eggs_*
http://www.downloadlab.com/chickenandeggs.html
It takes incredible talent
to do this…
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
When you look at this
picture, you’ll agree that alcohol, in all probability, WAS involved…
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/NotYourTypicalHootersGirls.jpg
For a daily dose of
college nonsense:
http://www.collegehumor.com/
Bubonic plague (and other
pathogenic microbe) plush toys:
http://www.scienceartandmore.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=131
The all-new 2006 Nude
Police Calendar (Make
sure the speakers of your computer are on)
The all nude police officer calendar for 2006 comes in an all-male
and an
all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity, for both female
and males. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view.
They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the officers.
Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude
police officers.
Police Calendar <http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf>
Grossology: The
Science of Really Gross Things
http://www.grossology.org/
Fate
must have brought this man to his profession:
http://www.intra-focus.com/urology/4B91148B-65BE-CC3C-1FE21A10D64ACF52.htm
What happens when your
eyeball falls out of its socket? (Thanks, I think, to Dr.
Ross for informing me of this website:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/050415.html
21 Things You Wish You
Could Say At Work
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/ThingsYouWishYouCouldSayAtWork.htm
Parasitological gifts, for the really twisted:
www.parasitepals.com
From Herb L., who describes this website as the
following: "Redneck video game...OK, this is what south Georgians do for
fun on a summer Saturday night.....” Use your left mouse button for this game:
http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm
Having trouble naming your pet?
iVillage Pet Name Finder: http://www.ivillage.com/pets/petnames
Bowwow Meow Pet Names with Personality: http://www.bowwow.com.au
Dog-O-Mania: http://www.dogomania.com/dog_names.shtml
By the way, the Summer
2004 issue of Healthy Pet quotes ivillage.com with a list of the Top 50 Pet
Names:
|
Rocky |
Cody |
Andrea |
Monica |
Jasmine |
|
Lily |
Case |
Hermione |
Buster |
Muffin |
|
Amber |
Zoe |
Jonathan |
Prince |
Clare |
|
Jasper |
Dickens |
Seth |
Storm |
Sammy |
|
Cinnamon |
Sierra |
Daisy |
Carly |
Willie |
|
Thekla (?) |
Mariah |
|
Duchess |
Mackenzie |
|
Max |
Ace |
Bonnie |
Sebastian |
Kiki |
|
Princess |
Felix |
|
Lucy |
Ziggy |
|
Duke |
Oliver |
Ginger |
Jack |
Fido |
|
Rex |
|
Molly |
Mickey |
|
Beastly
http://www.anapsid.org/beastly.html
Bumper
Stickers for 2004
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2003/Bumper_Stickers_2004.htm
Have a
ball at the Testicle Festival
http://www.outwestnewspaper.com/balls.html
Hagfish
aren't so horrible after all
http://www.jyi.org/volumes/volume5/issue7/features/lee.html
Sources
of medical names (e.g., just where did the Petri plate get its name?)
http://www.whonamedit.com/
Here's
one guy who REALLY knows how to blow 'em up REAL good!!
http://www.cbu.edu/~mcondren/Thermite.htm
Traffic
Cone Preservation Society
http://animation.filmtv.ucla.edu/students/awinfrey/coneindex.htm
Useless
facts…REALLY!
http://web.onetel.com/~craigscandrett/facts.htm
The Drake and Zeke Collection -- an ongoing
correspondence with Drake and Zeke, regarding the wonderful world of biology.
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/DrakeAndZekeCollection.htm
Medical Humor & Fun Pictures
http://www.thedoctorslounge.net/humour/image1.htm
Medical
English Bloopers
http://www.thedoctorslounge.net/humour/bloopers.htm
Food
safety music
http://foodsafe.ucdavis.edu/music.html#songs
Johns
http://www.hopkins-abxguide.org/
For
the pre-meds among us - Mnemonics 'R' Us: (Thanks to
http://www.perfectdoctors.com/mnemonics.htm
Ya
gotta be a fan to REALLY appreciate this. (MANY thanks to
Robert Appling and Analice Sowell for bringing this site to my attention.)
http://www.threestooges.com/
The
FBI's way of keeping track of Internet usage
http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/index.html
Tongue
tricks: Watch the Sardinian salamander fire its sticky-tipped tongue more than
6 cm, nearly the length of its body, to catch an insect. There are more
salamander feeding tricks here:
http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~deban/feedingmovieindex.html
World's largest trivia site (at least that's what THEY
said.)
http://www.funtrivia.com/
Entries
for the 2002 Organic Chemistry Haiku Contest
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/OrganicChemistryHaikuContest2002.htm
Top 51
oxymorons (you know, like Military Intelligence)
http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/Top51oxymorons.htm
Feed
the frog (Make sure your speakers are on for this one)
http://www.webforwards.com/fly_eatin.swf
A Cup
of Joy (Make sure your speakers are on for this one)
http://www.castlemountains.net/flashmar/A_Cup_Of_Joy.swf
Ding…Fries
are done. (Make sure your speakers are on for this one, too.)
http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf
Bibo,
Ergo sum (I drink, therefore I am) and other PHILOSOPHICAL LANGUAGE
http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/~haroldfs/family/venividi.html
Fractal Art
http://www.geocities.com/gedeonp/fractals/fractalgallery.html
Do NOT
go here if you have problems with self-esteem
http://www.despair.com/
Silly
stuff
http://www.dribbleglass.com/index.html
Solar
Systems Collisions
http://janus.astro.umd.edu/astro/impact.html
Pig
and Dissection Humor
http://www.goshen.edu/bio/PigBook/humor.html
Furby
Autopsy
http://www.phobe.com/furby/
Science
Jokes
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/index.html
The
Wildlife Biologist Joke Page
http://members.aol.com/Bioweb98/page5.html
Periodic Table of Haiku, where visiting writers have
provided "literary accompaniment for …elements, from argon to unonoctium. For more
element inspired verse, follow the link to a Periodic Table of Poetry."
http://www.iscifistory.com/scifaku/elements/periodichaiku.asp
It
figures that Trojan Condoms was a co-sponsor for the 2000 Limp Bizkit Concert
tour
http://www.trojancondoms.com
Interesting
street addresses
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/j.leese/dismus.htm
Featuring
ugly people
http://www.uglypeople.com/
Americans
for Cloning Elvis (ACE)
http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/1673/
The
Hamster Dance (there's sound on this one)
http://hamsterdance.com
The
http://www.darwinawards.com/
For
REALLY idle minds
http://www.rotten.com
Flying
Elvi
http://www.flyingelvi.com
The
mind is among the first to go. Here's proof.
http://members.aol.com/penny2849/mixedup.html
Dihydrogen
monoxide alert
http://www.dhmo.org/
"dependence of resistivity on temperature in
germanium??"
http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html
Strawberry
Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/
Fun With Grapes - A Case Study
http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/grape/
Radical
and Extreme Hobbies
http://REH42.com/asubject/index.htm
Things
that go BOOM
http://www2.southwind.net/~mrscienc/boom.html
Characterization
of Organic Illumination Systems
http://www.research.compaq.com/wrl/techreports/html/TN-13/
Comparing Apples and
http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/apporang.html
Menstrual humor
http://www.mum.org/humorjok.htm
Museum
of menstruation
http://www.mum.org/
The
Hall of Contraception
http://desires.com/1.6/Sex/Museum/museum1.html
